Character 1: How can you tell he's the king? Character 2: He hasn't got shit all over him!
by cmh
I'm suddenly very intelligent. It probably comes from making love to that French girl last night.
by mayhap
Almost finished? What else can there be? Are we going to dip it in yoghurt? Cover it with Chocolate Buttons?
Bonus:
Attention all K-Mart shoppers, there are Jews in Aisle 12.
I know yours, but mayhap's has me baffled.
by basking_lizard
bah!
there should have been a [p] in between the last two sentences!
Time for bed. -_-
by basking_lizard
heh
"Marriage is an illusion perpetuated by lawyer-types like yourself to create a need for divorce and the illusionary need for divorce lawyers."
And-- easy one: "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."
by maysie
Hmm...
Perhaps this was not such a good meme for me. Mayhap's is out for sure, and basking_lizard's is also a stumper. Maysie's easy one is from 'Say Anything', but I don't know her first one either... You people need to make this easier for me, or start solving each others'.