Kevin Hayes showed me this hilarious review of the Breakfast From Hell: Swanson Hungry Man All Day Breakfast. Wow. Imagine a product whose main selling feature is a callout that reads “Over 1 pound of food”. This is not for a family folks… it’s for one person.
And did I mention that people Deep-fry Turkeys? And that the Underwriters Laboratory disapproves? (Don’t forget to view the UL video available at that last link!)
Hee! I hadn't seen the 30K calorie sandwich before! :D And I /love/ the turkey fryer video.
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2005-12-14 12:30
by alia
I know, the photos of the finished sandwich are priceless... with the onion rings and everything. Although I really am surprised that 30 000 calories fit on the counter that well. (Although truth be told, unless they poured the frying oil into the bread it likely was less than 30K).
The turkey fryer. Fie-a-ur safety. What more can you say? Really?
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2005-12-15 00:02
by cmh
Barthelme recipe
Remind me sometime that I absolutely *must* read you Donald Barthelme's hilarious southern food recipe satire.
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2005-12-15 01:31
by lamech
Buy all our foodstuffs and toys
Hell, I'd stuff that 30K sandwich in the turkey, put the whole thing in the deep fryer and top it off with a heaping helping of Cheat Commandos Os. After all, breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
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2005-12-18 03:19
by Andrew
haha
"Cheat Commandos O's ridiculous breakfast. Buy all our playsets and toys."