Stupid Icons
Chris and I have an ongoing rant about stupid icons that you can’t understand. Someone somewhere decided that the little man/woman bathroom sign was a great idea and that whatever concept they themselves are pushing will also be identifiable from some random diagram.
I’ll be at Apple’s WWDC conference next week and we are staying in a SF business hotel in the heart of downtown. The desire to know if they have a pool resulted in an attempt to decipher all their little pictures. What do you think these mean? Our interpretation is given for each one.
| - Danger! Weightlifters in your room!
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 | - Obscure cult chops the lower bodies off people!
- Warning! Yogic Flying!
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 | - Caution! Chopsticks secured by spider webs!
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 | - Danger! Staff with bad breath! - Smelly concierge at your service! - The captain of the Titanic as it’s burning!
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The site is headlined with this great photo. Talk to your pals on cell phones… from right next to them!

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