No Exploding Cars
One of the most exciting things about our trip to Europe was the driving.
Upon arriving in Barcelona we rented a car to drive to Perpignan in France (where the actual conference was). It was a nightmare. We were told to follow the signs to Girona, but the problem was that we didn’t know what to expect from European road signs. Turns out they expect you to follow the directions and not get upset/worried if there isn’t another sign for 20 km or more. So after following the first sign towards Girona, we began to get worried as we passed exit after exit (including bifurcating highways) for other places with no further mention of Girona.
We then began randomly searching for Girona by coming up with more and more crazy ideas about where to go to find it. We discovered, exhaustively, that the city of Girona is not located in downtown Barcelona… a location for which we had no maps.
Eventually we figured things out. We then got to Perpignan, a small town for which we had 3 sets of (different) directions to our hotel. At 1 am there is no one around and no stores open to help us (a) get a map or (b) give us directions or (c) sell us a phone card for the public phones that do not take cash.
As we drove aimlessly around Perpignan, we discovered that not only do the streets have names, but the intersections (and roundabouts) do too. So businesses have addresses like 105 rond-point de la mongolfière. The side effect of this is that — when it tells you to take a particular street that comes off a roundabout — you have to actually drive down ALL the streets from the intersection you’re at; this is in order to get far enough from the intersection that you can find a real street sign.
We did eventually find our hotel without killing each other, but we did badly want to kill Google, Mapquest and the hotel management. None of them actually gave us usable directions. We later found out that we basically drove in and out of town several times. The one easy route to the hotel, which we discovered eventually, had this sign on it. What does it mean? You decide.
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